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"A truth should exist, it should not be used like this. If I love you is that a fact or a weapon?" Margaret Atwood

 

Anonymous asked
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

generalyung:

Someone on Twitter is trying to rename all the episodes of Breaking Bad with Shonen Jump anime-style titles, and the results so far are glorious.

generalyung:

Someone on Twitter is trying to rename all the episodes of Breaking Bad with Shonen Jump anime-style titles, and the results so far are glorious.

iwantcupcakes:

Vulture tells Mark Ruffalo about Science Bros.  Mark loves it, plans to call RDJ about it.

From Vulture:

Does that mean he’s never heard of “Science Bros,” an Internet subculture celebrating the friendship of Bruce Banner and Tony Stark, the characters Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr. played in The Avengers?

“No, what is that?” he asked.

And then the giggles began.

  • “Yes! It’s me and Robert! Look at this! There’s thousands of them!” Ruffalo tried to contain himself. “It’s called the Science Bros. This is awesome. I’ve never heard of it. Why hasn’t anyone told me about that?”
  • “So, are they all quasi-homoerotic?” he asked. “Like tinged with … ” Yup. “That’s cute!” 
  • Is he now a Science Bros shipper, then? “Yeah! I love it; it’s awesome,” Ruffalo enthused. “I endorse it 100 percent. You know what it is? It’s open-source creativity.”
  • Ruffalo couldn’t wait to drop his newfound knowledge bomb on Downey Jr. “I’m going to call him and tell him, and he’s going to laugh his ass off,” Ruffalo said. “He’ll love that.”
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paris-pluie:

This song/video just kills me every time I hear it.

If you or anyone you know suffer from the delusion that French is a classy language, this is all you need to hear to set yourself straight.

If you don’t speak French or the huge amount of slang makes it difficult to understand, there’s a semi-accurate translation in the video info on Youtube.

Every time he says « mes biatches » I just can’t keep a straight face…

« Parle à ma main » (Talk to the Hand) - Fatal Bazooka ft Yelle

yagazieemezi:

Rites of Passage:

The November issue of Vogue India spotlights wedding style in this shoot photographed by Signe Vilstrup of Tomorrow Management. Models Kelly Gale, Gita Gale, Manu Bohra, Mariette Valsan, Nidhi Suni, Natalia Rassa, Anirudh Singh Kanecha, Chander Shekhar Bissa, Raghunath Singh Aaktali and Goverdhan Pareekh take on the role of the wedding party in traditional looks fit for an extravagant affair. 

(Source: yagazieemezi.com)